The mail came today and this is what Tristan said when Brent came in with a large box:

"Wow! You've got the biggest package I've ever seen: Five thousand, eight-hundred, billion feet tall and five feet wide! It's huge!"

"Poor Aislinn, she doesn't have a penis, she only has a labia." Shaw, upon seeing Aislinn on the potty. (Shaw is three.)

As we were preparing to pull out of our parking space, a hippie-ish guy walked past our van. I can pretty much guarantee he is/was a Northland College student as the students from the school all look the same. Here's a quick guide to the students of Northland Liberal Arts College ( Read more... )

I have dreams about race cars.
Aislinn Noelle

Today's quote of the day comes from Shaw. The topic of mushrooms came up during dinner tonight. Shaw chimed in with:

"I eat mushroom and then I be die." (No, there aren't typos in there.)

The quote of the day comes from Aislinn, who is philosophical as always. We were on a walk and she was naming the colors of various things she saw. She announced,

"I know all my colors."

To which Brent replied, just trying to be weird, "No, those are my colors."

"The colors in my head are mine, not yours!" She said.

At 8 in the morning, we may already have a quote of the day ( Read more... )

The quote of yesterday comes from Aislinn. Yesterday I was wearing a low-cut shirt and, since we weren't going anywhere or expecting anyone, I was wearing a bra that was visible. So, we're eating Easter dinner and Aislinn says,

"Mommy, why do you wear that white thing over those bumps on your body?"

Hilarious.

The first one I zoinked (I think I may have just made that up or made an alternative usage for it. Who knows. My brain is mush after working on nursing schoolwork all day.) from brossowAislinn: "God made everything. Grandpa told me so ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:
The Quote of the Day today comes from Aislinn:

"I have wishes at night, but they don't come true."

Oh, my little sweetie!